Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."
(Source: 89cats, via professor-oakes)
I swore to myself that I would never reblog anything to do with cats.
I have broken the oath to myself.
I feel like the samurai sword master in Kill Bill.
But this must be done.
gsfahaua mommy chased away the bad kitty dreams with her paw and hugged her baby omfg i’m scREAMING OMFG„
THE KITTEN SAYS MOMMA AFTER IT GETS HUGGED
(Source: yquepasawuacho, via professor-oakes)
Love Food? This blog is for you.
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
My new caffeine molecule mug. ☺️👍
Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.
You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.
This is the most cyberpunk thing I have ever seen.
you could study for exams or you could stick your head in the toilet and flush it 34 times